toxicwinner:

being drunk or having ur perception altered in any way is pretty scary considering we r on a rock in a sea of darkness revolving around a ball of fire and when we close our eyes because we need to power up for 8 hours we enter a soup of experience that doesnt actually happen and no one knows how or why just being honest follow for more pale existential dread

yall as counselors: pls do not be sad friend!!! the stars love you and want to kiss your flesh which is made of sunlight and small bugs!! uwu

pirachu:

its so ridiculous when a fandom cant accept the fact that a character died so they come up with the weirdest theories about how they could still be alive and most of the time they make literally no sense canonically

9 hours ago via coooooooooorvo © pirachu 7,115 notes

layla-miller:

I REALLY HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE RUDE TO TEACHERS FOR NO REASON

WOW!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO PAY ATTENTION!!!! HOW CRUEL!!!!!

WHOA!!!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO BE IN UNIFORM!!!!!! WHAT A BITCH!!!!!!!!

OH MAN!!!!!!!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO PUT MY PHONE AWAY!!!!!!!! WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW SHE’S YELLING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

charmslithe:

joanhollowayharris:

she’s a cheagle.. beagle/chihuahua mix

i’m going to cry

lameboob:

hashbrown old people on facebook

dlubes:

when you’re on tumblr/facebook and it’s your birthday

image

9 hours ago via onlylolgifs © dlubes 50,551 notes

witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

itsfortheinternet:

captn-bucky:

best-of-memes:

Artist attempts to create most frustrating products imaginable

IM SO ANGRY AT THE WATERING CAN OMG

Kenna would love all of these