sexhaver:

fairycave:

sexhaver:

nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it

I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention

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psyducked:

stickerstar:

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help I’m being seduced

Cold-hearted killer

d0nn0:

Me: omg babe keep it down you’re gonna wake my parents!

Computer: *huummmmmmmmmmmmmm*

12 hours ago via forgave © d0nn0 41,090 notes

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

12 hours ago via ladyoswald 699,917 notes

eatingisfab:

look whos still single in 2014

12 hours ago via pizza © eatingisfab 463,578 notes
"Everything is gone. Everything..."

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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