nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it
I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention
help I’m being seduced
Me: omg babe keep it down you’re gonna wake my parents!
why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo
what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you