dr-kara:

jasongraceless:

killer—ink:

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

oh no

12 minutes ago via wizzas © killer--ink 35,926 notes

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

12 minutes ago via ladyoswald © neptunain 869,235 notes

monimori:

A reminder from Isabelle!

12 minutes ago via mydickisthealpha © 32,640 notes

costcoreceipt:

dinofarts:

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?

Awesome Disney easter eggs you need to know about (Part 3) [Part 1 | Part 2]

matociquala:

angrychocolatefiend:

betweenelsewherenevermore:

burdenofeclecticism:

this is the single best post on tumblr

I want all the animals

is the Siamese riding the husky sidesaddle?

That’s a malamute, not a husky.

sluttyoliveoil:

fight like a bitch die like a bitch

26 minutes ago via forgave © lolgifs.net 252,987 notes

vibes-of-lily:

I hope my back didn’t break your knife.

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